lobbyist

Definition

A professional persuader who gets paid obscene amounts of money to convince politicians that corporate interests somehow align perfectly with the public good. Armed with campaign contributions and expensive lunches, they turn access into legislation. Technically legal, morally questionable, and absolutely essential to understanding why nothing ever changes in Washington.

Example Usage

The pharmaceutical lobbyist explained that higher drug prices were actually good for patients, somehow keeping a straight face through the entire presentation.

Source: Political and governmental terminology

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