liver concussion

Definition

The vivid aftermath of excessive alcohol consumption, described as if you've physically assaulted your liver with a metaphorical alcohol mallet. It's the hangover so brutal that your internal organs feel like they've suffered blunt force trauma, leaving you "hanging like a bitch" and questioning every life choice. Medical accuracy: zero. Descriptive accuracy: unfortunately, one hundred.

Example Usage

I can't make brunch—I've got a serious liver concussion from those tequila shots last night.

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