Limp Shrimp

Definition

A humorous (if crude) term for erectile dysfunction, particularly when it strikes at the worst possible moment—right after someone's been talking a big game. It's dedicated to the concept of confidence that massively outweighs actual performance.

Example Usage

After all that bragging at the bar, homeboy had a real limp shrimp moment when things got serious.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Limp%20Shrimp&defid=18624403)

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