law

Definition

The authoritative rulebook society collectively agreed to follow, backed by courts, cops, and consequences. Breaking it generally results in less freedom and more orange jumpsuits.

Example Usage

The new tax law took effect January 1st, and every accountant in the city groaned simultaneously.

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Malum Prohibitum

Latin for 'prohibited wrong'—conduct that's only illegal because a law says so, not because it's inherently evil (like driving on the left side of the road in the U.S.).

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ear

In law enforcement jargon, an informant or snitch embedded within a criminal organization who feeds intelligence to police. Not the kind of ear that hears music—the kind that ruins your criminal enterprise.

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Indemnify

To promise you will pay for someone else's mistakes, which is basically what parents do for eighteen years but in contract form. The legal equivalent of saying "don't worry, I got you" to a corporation.

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Contingency Fee

An arrangement where your lawyer works for free unless you win, at which point they take a percentage so large you wonder if you actually won at all. It is the legal equivalent of splitting a pizza where your lawyer gets six of the eight slices.

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charter

An official document from some authority that creates an organization, defines its powers, and grants it permission to exist—think birth certificate for corporations and institutions. Can also refer to leasing a vessel or private jet, because apparently founding governments and renting boats should share terminology. The most expensive piece of paper you'll ever need to start anything official.

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impediment

The legal or logistical obstacle standing between you and what you want to accomplish, whether it's a speech disability or bureaucratic red tape. In employment law, it often refers to barriers that prevent someone from performing job functions. It's the formal way of saying 'this thing is making everything harder,' commonly used when someone wants to sound more sophisticated than 'problem.'

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