lap vermin

Definition

Those pesky advertising inserts bound into magazines that inevitably cascade onto your lap when you least expect it—the paper equivalent of digital pop-ups.

Example Usage

I was relaxing with my magazine when a pile of lap vermin fell out all over me.

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