Laiku Dowling

Definition

A person that has more than one name for his cock simulator, such as War-Head, Grim Reaper, Armageddon, Kamakazie. He has a V-8 6 cylinder powerhouse which delivers over 500 gallons per cumshot. He used his penis to stop Adolf Hitler and Pedo Bear (single-handily).

Example Usage

Laiku Dowling: Unleash the Kraken!
Mia Khalifa: Fill me with your ink!
Laiku Dowling: Fire up the powerhouse!
Madison Ivy: I'm your German bitch!

Origin

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