Definition

A water spirit from Scottish and Irish folklore, typically depicted as a shape-shifting creature that appears as a horse or an attractive human to lure travelers into water. Kelpies are usually malevolent and associated with drowning victims.

Example Usage

Local legends warned travelers not to trust the beautiful horse by the loch, as it might be a kelpie.

Origin

From Scottish Gaelic 'cailpeach,' meaning 'heifer' or 'calf,' though the exact etymology is debated by scholars.

Fun Fact

Kelpies appear in numerous Scottish folk tales and have been featured in modern fantasy literature, including Neil Gaiman's work.

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