Jesus Only

Definition

An imaginary ESRB rating for games so violently insane that only a divine being could handle them without psychological damage. A humorous exaggeration of extreme video game violence.

Example Usage

Dude, if Doom Eternal was rated for real, it'd be Jesus Only.

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