Definition

Joint Direct Attack Munition — a guidance kit that turns regular dumb bombs into GPS-guided smart bombs. It is basically giving a bomb a college education and a sense of direction. The ultimate upgrade from 'close enough' to 'bullseye.'

Example Usage

"The JDAM hit the target with pinpoint accuracy. If only the military could apply that same precision to their cafeteria meal portions."

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