javabie

Definition

An inexperienced and irritating user of IRC chat who accesses via Java clients, combining 'Java' with 'newbie.' Basically the 2000s equivalent of 'read the rules before posting.'

Example Usage

Every javabie who joins the server spams the same questions that are already in the FAQ.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=javabie&defid=1068397)

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