Definition

A digital rabbit hole that promises five minutes of browsing but delivers three hours of doom-scrolling. The world's most effective time-devouring technology disguised as a productivity tool.

Example Usage

My productivity tanked when the internet went out—turns out I was using it to procrastinate anyway.

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