Instagram mom

Definition

A social media maternal archetype who curates a picture-perfect feed of motherhood while the actual parenting is outsourced to grandparents and daycare. The captions gush about unconditional love and blessed moments, but the reality involves more dating apps than diaper changes. It's performance parenting for likes, where the child is primarily a prop for maintaining influencer aesthetic.

Example Usage

Jessica posts 'my whole world' photos daily but her Instagram mom energy is obvious—her parents literally have custody three days a week.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Instagram%20mom&defid=7749278)

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