impairment

Definition

The accounting equivalent of admitting your asset isn't worth what you paid for it—a painful write-down that makes both your balance sheet and your ego take a hit. When goodwill gets impaired, it means that acquisition you overpaid for isn't looking so strategic anymore. It's basically the corporate version of accepting that your 'investment' car is now worth half what you paid, except with more regulatory requirements and angry shareholders.

Example Usage

The company announced a $2 billion impairment charge on its failed tech acquisition, surprising absolutely no one who'd been paying attention.

Source: Common accounting terminology (GAAP/IFRS)

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