hypothetical

Definition

The art of asking 'what if' without committing to anything real—a favorite escape hatch for consultants and finance bros who need plausible deniability. It's like playing chess with imaginary pieces: technically sound, completely useless if the board catches fire.

Example Usage

In a purely hypothetical scenario, if markets crash 40%, our portfolio would theoretically crater—but we're not saying it will.

Source: Common business terminology

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