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HTSFM

Beginner 📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang

Definition

People may use HTSFM for various reasons. Possibilities include: they have low self-esteem regarding their attractiveness, they are joking because the guy is objectively not handsome, or the guy is out-of-this-world, Chris Hemsworth-level sexy.

Origin

slang.net

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