HRIS (Human Resources Information System)

Definition

A software system designed to make HR more efficient, which instead becomes a time-consuming portal where employees reset their passwords monthly.

Example Usage

The HRIS went down for two hours, and somehow everyone forgot how to submit time off requests without it.

Origin

Emerged in the 1980s with computerization of HR departments

Fun Fact

The average HRIS implementation takes 18 months longer than projected

Source: HR Technology Standards

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