hitch

Definition

A knot used to attach rope to objects (or people to consequences), a fastener that connects things together, or an unexpected problem that derails perfectly good plans. Nature's way of reminding you that nothing is ever as simple as you hoped.

Example Usage

The trailer hitch was properly installed, but we hit one hitch when the vehicle's wiring didn't match the trailer's configuration.

Source: Nautical/mechanical/general terminology

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