histopathology

Definition

The microscopic detective work of examining tissue samples under a microscope to determine if they're cancerous, infected, or just being their weird normal self. It's the tissue gossip your doctor actually needs to hear.

Example Usage

The histopathology report confirmed the presence of cancer cells.

Source: Medical specialty terminology

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