Definition
A simple greeting that serves as an existential threat to introverts everywhere, triggering an immediate fight-or-flight response. It's the social equivalent of jumping someone with a surprise hug.
Example Usage
When that stranger said 'hi' to me at the coffee shop, I suddenly remembered I had an urgent appointment in my car.
Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hi&defid=14671887)
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