Hairy Lincoln

Definition

A five-dollar bill, humorously named by contrasting it with the 'bald washingtons' on the one-dollar bill. It's slang that relies on the joke that Lincoln's beard is the distinguishing feature.

Example Usage

My grandma slipped me a hairy lincoln for doing the dishes.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hairy%20Lincoln&defid=4476585)

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