grogbeard

Definition

A hybrid nerd archetype combining tabletop grognard elitism with neckbeard social dysfunction—someone obsessively rules-lawyering wargames while alienating everyone around them. Peak gatekeeping energy meets zero self-awareness.

Example Usage

That guy arguing about armor saves at the tournament was being such a grogbeard.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grogbeard&defid=6741547)

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