Golden Parachute

Definition

A massive payout given to executives when they get fired, because apparently failing at the highest level should be rewarded with generational wealth. It's the corporate equivalent of getting expelled from school and receiving a Ferrari as a consolation prize.

Example Usage

"The CEO got fired for tanking the stock price and walked away with a $50 million golden parachute. Meanwhile, I got laid off and received a box for my desk plants."

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