Git

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Definition

A version control system that tracks every change to your code, preserving your mistakes for all eternity like a digital fossil record of bad decisions. Mastering Git requires approximately the same amount of time as learning an ancient martial art.

Example Usage

"Just do a git rebase," they said. "It'll be easy," they said. Three hours later the branch was on fire and the commit history looked like abstract art.

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webhook

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A computer program that reads code or data and breaks it down into digestible chunks, like a literary critic but for syntax instead of symbolism. This is the software component that figures out whether your HTML is valid or your JSON is junk, translating human-readable (or human-attempted) code into something a computer can actually understand. Every time a compiler yells at you about a missing semicolon, thank your parser for catching it.

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rubber ducking

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edge case

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