geustimate

Definition

A portmanteau of 'guess' and 'estimate' capturing that magical moment when you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about but need to sound authoritative anyway. It's the number you pull out when research isn't an option.

Example Usage

I would geustimate this project will take about three weeks, but honestly I'm just projecting confidence and vibes.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=geustimate&defid=1903496)

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