garrison

Definition

A permanent military post where troops are stationed, or the troops themselves who are stuck manning said post. It's the difference between going out on deployment and being the person who guards the fort while everyone else gets the action. The military equivalent of working from the office while your colleagues are at the conference in Hawaii.

Example Usage

The garrison troops joked they were defending the base from the most dangerous enemy: boredom and paperwork.

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