function

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Definition

A reusable block of code that takes input, does something specific, and returns output—basically the programming equivalent of a recipe that your code can follow without asking questions. It's the only thing standing between clean code and a nightmarish copy-paste hellscape.

Example Usage

I wrote a function to calculate discounts so I wouldn't have to paste that math everywhere.

Source: Programming terminology, Common in computer science

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bolt

A heavy metal fastener with a threaded shaft and head, or the sliding pin that locks your front door—the OG security solution that's been holding things together since ancient times.

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