freshman 40

Definition

The extreme weight gain some college freshmen experience during their first year, surpassing the infamous 'Freshman 15.' It's what happens when unlimited dining hall access meets the stress-eating lifestyle and zero parental portion control.

Example Usage

I ran into my high school friend after her first semester and she'd definitely hit the freshman 40 hard.

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