FERPA ninja

Definition

An administrator or staff member who invokes the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act with religious fervor to avoid sharing any student information, often to an absurd degree. They treat student data like classified national secrets, sometimes hindering legitimate educational collaboration.

Example Usage

I can't even confirm if the student is enrolled in the program—our registrar is a total FERPA ninja.

Origin

Academic staff humor emerging after increased FERPA enforcement in the 2000s

Fun Fact

FERPA violations can result in institutions losing all federal funding, making administrators understandably cautious, though some take it to comical extremes.

Source: Higher education administrative circles

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