Felix'd

Definition

A baseball tragedy where a pitcher throws an absolute masterpiece but receives zero run support from their team's offense, resulting in an undeserved loss or no-decision. Named after Felix Hernandez, whose Cy Young season featured the fewest wins in history because the Mariners couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat. The sporting equivalent of acing a group project while your teammates nap.

Example Usage

deGrom struck out 15 and allowed one run, but the Mets scored zero—he got totally Felix'd again.

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