Eternity leave

Definition

A humorous euphemism for permanent departure from employment—whether through resignation, retirement, or passing away. It's the ultimate PTO that nobody comes back from.

Example Usage

Did you hear? Janet's on eternity leave now—she retired to Costa Rica and we'll probably never see her again.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Eternity%20leave&defid=17661496)

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