Definition

The act of officially adding your name to a list, thereby committing yourself to something you may or may not regret later. In education, it's how you sign up for classes that will drain your bank account and sanity simultaneously. The point of no return where you transition from 'thinking about it' to 'legally obligated to show up.'

Example Usage

She enrolled in the MBA program with enthusiasm that lasted exactly until the first tuition payment cleared.

Source: Academic terminology

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