employer branding

Definition

The reputation and image a company cultivates as a place to work, usually involving glossy marketing that bears little resemblance to actual employee experience. It's catfishing for recruitment.

Example Usage

Our employer branding shows diverse employees laughing in modern offices, but we're all remote workers suffering through outdated systems in our pajamas.

Origin

Coined in the 1990s by Simon Barrow and Tim Ambler as businesses recognized the need to market themselves to talent

Fun Fact

Companies spend millions on employer branding while ignoring Glassdoor reviews from actual employees that contradict their carefully crafted image.

Source: Talent acquisition and recruitment marketing

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