Drafted

Definition

Selected to play professional sports, or selected by the military to fight in a war depending on context. One celebrates, the other ruins lives.

Example Usage

He got drafted by the NBA, making his college investment actually worthwhile.

Source: Sports and military terminology

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⚽ Sports / Fitness

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