disjunction

Definition

The logical equivalent of breaking up with someone—it's when two propositions get separated by the word 'or,' creating maximum ambiguity and minimal commitment. In logic, it means you can have one, the other, or both, which is basically the polyamory of Boolean operators. Also applies to actual physical separation, because even ancient Greeks knew relationships were complicated.

Example Usage

The disjunction in the contract allowed either party to terminate OR continue with modified terms, leaving everyone confused about their actual obligations.

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