disintegration

Definition

When a perfectly good solid object decides it can't hack it as a single unit and slowly crumbles into smaller pieces through environmental bullying—nature's version of planned obsolescence.

Example Usage

The limestone statue showed signs of disintegration from centuries of acid rain, transforming sharp edges into sad little pebbles.

Source: Chemistry and geology terminology

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