designated fatass

Definition

The larger person in a group of friends that is automatically blamed for any food that goes missing.

Example Usage

Who took the last cupcake?! *everyone looks at the largest person* Largest Person says: "Oh, so now i'm the designated fatass?!"

Origin

Urban Dictionary

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