demist

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Definition

The miraculous act of making your windshield stop resembling an aquarium, achieved through the shamanic power of hot air blasting and aggressive fan noise. That one mysterious button on your car dashboard you completely forget exists until the precise moment you cannot see through the glass and someone screams at you to use it. Deployed with either frantic clicking or profound existential dread.

Example Usage

I smashed the demist button so hard trying to see the road that I nearly ripped the steering wheel off.

Source: British automotive terminology, automotive engineering specifications

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