Delayed beer shits

Definition

After some heavy drinking on a saturday night, you wake up on sunday to realise that you dont have the beer shits and smugly think youve beaten them this time but as monday morning arrives, you feel the unmistakeable gurgle in your gut and need to find the nearest toilet. this can make you late for work and/or spend half your day in work and end up getting some dirty looks off your collegues as you make several trips to the toilet in a considerably short period of time.

Example Usage

oh god, need to find a toilet quick. Delayed beer shits from saturday! See beer shits

Origin

Urban Dictionary

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