DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion)

Intermediate 👥 Human Resources

Definition

A corporate initiative to improve workplace representation while maintaining that the hiring pool was 'just not diverse enough.'

Example Usage

Our new DEI program launched with great fanfare and was quietly shelved six months later.

Origin

Emerged in the 1990s as a formalized approach to workplace diversity

Fun Fact

Companies with strong DEI programs report 22% lower turnover rates.

Source: Contemporary HR framework

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