Definition

Political donations so secretive they make Swiss bank accounts look like open books. It's money wearing a ski mask that influences elections while nobody can figure out whose wallet it came from.

Example Usage

"Apparently someone spent 10 million in dark money on our local school board race, which really raises the question of what on earth is happening in third-period math class."

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