Curb Appeal

Definition

The art of making a house look irresistible from the street so buyers fall in love before noticing the interior looks like a crime scene. A fresh coat of paint and some petunias can apparently add fifty thousand dollars to a listing.

Example Usage

"The curb appeal was so strong I made an offer from the driveway. Then I went inside and immediately called my therapist." - An impulsive buyer

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