Croix Boi

Definition

A millennial who weaponizes LaCroix and other sparkling waters as a personality trait and health flex, despite secretly housing Taco Bell in private. They carry their overpriced fizzy water like a fashion accessory while fooling absolutely no one about their actual diet. It's virtue signaling through beverage choice—the liquid equivalent of buying organic kale and letting it rot in your fridge.

Example Usage

Jake became a total Croix Boi after turning 30, always clutching a Pamplemousse at the gym while his car floor is littered with McDonald's bags.

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