Crap Juggler

Advanced 📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang

Definition

Someone with an uncanny talent for timing their bathroom visits perfectly to avoid awkward encounters—basically a bathroom ninja who can coordinate their bowel movements with traffic.

Example Usage

My roommate is a professional crap juggler; he always manages to go when the bathroom is completely empty.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Crap%20Juggler&defid=6923327)

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