crank

Intermediate 💻 Tech / IT

Definition

A mechanical component that transforms rotational into reciprocating motion—or, alternatively, what your coworkers call you after you've pitched blockchain solutions for the fifth time this week. Essential for machines, optional for startup culture.

Example Usage

We can crank out 100 units per day if we ignore quality control and sleep.

Source: Merriam-Webster via Free Dictionary API

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