Count of Monte Christo

Definition

A deviously cunning scheme to frame your romantic rival for a crime he didn't commit so you can swoop in and date his girlfriend; inspired by actual literary betrayal, which somehow makes your deception seem more poetic.

Example Usage

If we Count of Monte Christo that guy and get him sent to a French prison island, we could finally ask Sarah out guilt-free.

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