Cooking the Books

Definition

Deliberately manipulating financial records to misrepresent a company's actual performance. Also known as 'creative accounting' when it's not quite criminal.

Example Usage

Enron was cooking the books through special purpose entities that hid debt and inflated revenue.

Origin

Slang term of unclear origin, possibly from 'cooking' as altering or adjusting.

Fun Fact

Prosecutors prove cooking the books by finding journal entries that reverse after financial reporting deadlines—a tell-tale sign of fraud.

Source: Business slang, fraud terminology

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