Contingency Planning

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Definition

Preparing for every possible catastrophe so nothing surprises you—military pessimism elevated to strategic doctrine.

Example Usage

Contingency plans were activated when the primary supply route was compromised.

Origin

Modern military planning methodology, standardized 1950s+

Fun Fact

Military planners notoriously prefer worst-case scenarios; it's more survivable than optimism.

Source: U.S. Joint Strategic Planning Doctrine

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