Constructivism

Definition

An educational theory stating that learners construct knowledge through experience rather than having it poured into their heads like academic gravy. In practice, it means the teacher asks a lot of questions and the students stare back like confused deer constructing nothing.

Example Usage

"Our constructivist approach lets students discover the answer themselves, which is a beautiful way of saying I'm not telling you -- figure it out."

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