conditional friend

Definition

A fair-weather friend who only hangs around when there's something beneficial in it for them, like free snacks or romantic prospects. Loyalty? Never heard of her.

Example Usage

Jason's a total conditional friend—he disappeared the second I stopped hosting parties.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=conditional%20friend&defid=656655)

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