Computer Fat

Definition

The soft, jiggly fat specifically accumulated from sitting in a chair for 12+ hours staring at a screen; your body's passive-aggressive reminder that you need to stand up.

Example Usage

I've been working from home since 2020 and definitely developed some serious computer fat.

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